I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I can't stop thinking about Kylie's bum

Why do you say you cannot stop thinking about kylie's bum?

Because I can't. It is just so sweet!

Is it because you cannot it is just so sweet that you came to me?

Yes. Micampe told me you might be able to help.

Earlier you said you cannot it is just so sweet?

Yes.

I see...  Well, what makes you believe this is so?

Because its just so small and pert and firm, and she is just so petite
and lovely...

Does it bother you that its just so small and pert and firm and she is
just so petite and lovely?

Oh no, not at all.

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Maybe. What do you mean?

Is it because of your life that you say maybe what do I mean?

OK, now you are confusing me.

You mentioned that you cannot it is just so sweet?

Yes. We've been here before.

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

Well, probably. They all love Kylie too.

Are you annoyed that they loves someone?

No. We all love Kylie together, its like a club.

I would appreciate it if you would tell me about your relationship
with kylie.

Well, i don't really have a relationship with here. I'd like to have a
physical moment or two with her.

Are you sure that you might want to have this physical?

YES.

Yes, hmmm... so, do you really think this is so?

Oh yes, very much.

What makes you think yes very much?

Because when I think about Kylie I just want to CENSORED