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      After a brief discussion with Allen over whether eating crunchy bread
      would cause you to lose weight on the grounds that your jaws are doing
      exercise, we formulated Morgan's Law Of Calorific Denial:
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    <blockquote>
      More Food = More Exercise = The Thinner You Get
    </blockquote>
    <p>
      Like all great laws (such as <cite>E=mc<sup>2</sup></cite>) it is straight
      to the point.  I feel a best-selling book about diet plans involving
      Morgan's Law coming up...
    </p>
    
    <p>
      <small>NP: <cite>O</cite>, Damien Rice</small>
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