Morgan's Law
After a brief discussion with Allen over whether eating crunchy bread would cause you to lose weight on the grounds that your jaws are doing exercise, we formulated Morgan's Law Of Calorific Denial:
More Food = More Exercise = The Thinner You Get
Like all great laws (such as E=mc2) it is straight to the point. I feel a best-selling book about diet plans involving Morgan's Law coming up...
NP: O, Damien Rice
Posted by no one in particular at Tue Jun 14 20:12:57 2005:
You may be being facetious, but in some cases, you're right!
http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/celery.asp
http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/celery.asp
