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      If I had known that the Daily Express front page yesterday was just so
      damn good I'd have bought a copy myself.  With a paper bag on my head,
      obviously.  Instead I have to make do with a small image.
    </p>
    <p>
      <img src="http://www.burtonini.com/images/express.png" alt="Diana Fund Pays Out To Gypsies And Asylum Seekers"/>
    </p>
    <p>
      I'm still not sure that this isn't some great spoof or prank.  Maybe
      someone broke in and changed the front page just as it went to press?
      What do we have here:
    </p>
    <ul>
      <li>Diana</li>

      <li>Gypsies</li>

      <li>Asylum Seekers</li>

      <li>Banned Sacred Items Of Our Wonderful Culture (in this instance, Santa
      and Christmas lights).  Hard to believe as it's probably <a
      href="http://www.bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatch/?p=482">not true</a>.</li>

      <li>Girls in Short Skirts. For once this isn't a token shot of some B-list
      celebrity, but a genuine story about how Clare Bernal's murderer had taken
      cocaine.</li>
    </ul>

    <p>
      Marvellous stuff.  I can only imagine the Express has taken to being a
      parody of itself...
    </p>

    <p>
      <small>NP: <cite>Individuality</cite>, Rachelle Ferrell</small>
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