Kilroy-Silk Splitting The Splitters

Today I hear rumours that the orange-skinned Robert Kilroy-Silk is going to leave UKIP and form a new Euro-sceptic party called Veritas. As a voter who thinks that Kilroy-Silk is a complete twit and most of UKIP deserve to be slapped, I think this is a tremendous idea! Previously people who were gun-totting Euro-sceptic Daily Mail readers voted Tory. Then UKIP came along and started to steal the hard-core voters, scaring the Tories into complete pandemonium and rarely seen action. Now if Veritas actually exist, get funding, and take off, that vote could be split three ways. Of course the Tories have a rather predictable set of policies (Tories cutting taxes? Surely not!) so this should be quite an easy task... Brown for PM!

NP: Zwischen zwei und einer Sekunde, DJ krill.minima

17:55 Monday, 17 Jan 2005 [#] [life] (2 comments)