One Railway
This week the rail operator where I live, WAGN, was taken over by One Railway. WAGN was an amusing name in a way, and One is going for the "unity" they are bringing by merging several different train operators in the area (maybe it wasn't a good idea to sell the train network, Maggie) but I am waiting for the jokes about what exactly there is "one" of. One train? Just the One driver? One safety inspector? Only One wrench for the engineers? All seem possible at times...
NP: Mustang Sally, Wilson Pickett